1. just bought many presents on the interwebs

2. but i still haven't bought any presents for ze family yet

3. but i still have a poop sign left which i can give to eugenie

4. am watching dr phil instead of preparing for my party

5. but dr phil is awesome so it's okay

6. got a 10 day free trial at the gym!

7. but i had to have it paused because my anxiety drugs have given me really high blood pressure

8. but i'm going to the doctor about that

9. i'm having a joint party tonight with lauren(a)

10. but i feel kind of sick and worn out from not having a rest since i went to the gold coast last week

11. but maybegay is coming so we can be BFFs!

12. but i've anulled all my other male friends so the gender proportions will be rather unbalanced

13. lol